Monday, February 23, 2015

Four Oscars in what?

The jockeying for glory is over and Hollywood is now currently waking up in a fug after last night's after-event parties.  There was no real controversy, everything nice and safe.  As I predicted, The Grand Budapest Hotel picked up none of the awards anyone is really interested in, though unsurprisingly for such a sumptuous film, it won Best Original Score (just about something that might appear in a pub quiz), Best Costume Design, Best Make-Up and Hair-yawning, sorry, Hairstyling, Best Production Design.  These technical awards allow DVD blurb to talk about an Oscar-winning film, without exactly mentioning what these Oscars were.  For instance, how many of the Academy can make a truly informed decision as to the distinction between sound-mixing (winner: Whiplash) and sound-editing (winner: American Sniper).  It will allow the winners to get their way more of the time in future collaborations with the prestige, enhance their standing in their own fields and also send up their insurance premiums as they strive to ensure the Oscar statuette (which is only ever loaned) isn't lost, damaged or stolen. 

Thursday, February 19, 2015

The scourge of terrorism in Western society


The Western European world has, since the 1960s, been periodically rocked by terrorism of either a nationalist or ideological hue, from the campaigns of the IRA in England and Northern Ireland (Scotland and Wales were spared for being Celtic co-nationalists) and ETA’s desperate attempt to carve a Basque state out of Spain, to the Red Army Faction/Baader-Meinhof Gang’s attacks in West Germany and the Red Brigades in Italy kidnapping and later murdering Prime Minister Aldo Moro. With the exception of the Bologna train station massacre of 85 people in 1980 for which no group has claimed responsibility, the intentions of these groups has been to provoke a backlash from the authorities against their perceived community, thereby, through a warped logic, bolstering the legitimacy of their grievance. So it was with the Provisional IRA that sought to antagonise London into harsh measures against the Roman Catholic community in Ulster, ETA trying to provoke Francoist and then democratic Spain into harsh persecutions of the Basques, the Red Army Faction trying to ‘break the spell’ of consumerism in Germany and show the authorities had not moved on from the Nazi past and the Red Brigades killing those like Moro who wanted compromise with the political left in the country.
The governments in question eventually developed strategies that either crippled these terrorist organisations or brought them to the negotiating table. The intelligence services have also stepped up their operations in the wake of the Madrid and London transport bombings. Denmark, however, is the latest to reel from a ‘lone wolf’ attack, from individuals who just happen to be Muslim (with the exception of the Norwegian mass murderer Anders Behring Breivik) and seek to foment a hostile public reaction to the overwhelmingly moderate Islamic minorities in Western European countries giving an ex post facto validity to their criminality. Glasgow airport was attacked in 2007 with very limited success. In 2010, Stockholm was targeted, despite Sweden’s vaunted neutrality, in which the incompetent suicide bomber was the only casualty. In 2013, Drummer Lee Rigby was brutally murdered on the streets of London before his killers tried to martyr themselves by attacking the arrival of armed police. The assault on the Charlie Hebdo magazine and a Jewish supermarket in Paris in January was a very deliberate attempt to try and poison societal relations with the Islamic community, the killers so monomaniacal as to execute one of their victims even as he begged for his life as being a Muslim. And now there is in Denmark the shooting up of first a cultural event debating free speech and blasphemy, followed by assaulting a synagogue, leaving a man dead at each, before the Copenhagen police killed the gangland criminal, Omar el-Hussein, who had become radicalised while serving time in prison.
On Monday 16th February, there was a mass vigil across this small but proud Scandinavian nation, protesting the nihilistic carnage wrought on their famously safe streets, seeking to uphold the right to freedom of speech and freedom of religion. John Lennon’s Imagine was sung by many in the crowd, which was a little inappropriate by those gathering at the synagogue given that the authorities of the latter would disapprove of much of the first two verses before the third verse comes on to a ‘brotherhood of man’.
There was an unwelcome distraction from the divisive Israeli prime minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, who echoed his comments after the Paris attacks in proclaiming Europe as unsafe for Jews and urging them to relocate to the Holy Land. In the midst of a general election at home and mired in an expenses scandal involving his family, it was a cynical tactic to exploit the tragedy to cultivate a ‘father of his nation’ narrative, not least to be unabashed in repeating it after the criticism he received after his outburst following the terrorism in the French capital. The chief rabbi in Denmark was not slow in denouncing the appeal from Tel-Aviv. As in Paris, this terrorism was primarily aimed at shaking the secular values of the West, with Jewish targets also considered suitable but of a secondary order in the motivations of the attackers - Amedy Coulibaly, who co-ordinated with the Charlie Hebdo gunmen, Saïd and Chérif Kouachi, murdered a French policewoman before going on the killing spree at the kosher supermarket. Like el-Hussein, they were disaffected young men who came from marginalised communities and found an outlet for their passions in an extremist, perverted version of Islam while serving prison time (which raises questions of the prison staff in both France and Denmark letting such influences gain traction). Yet even though they were ‘home-grown’ and were not sponsored by anyone, the events in the Middle East inspired them – there are a number of political vacuums in Syria, Iraq, Libya, Yemen, Somalia, northeastern Nigeria, northern Mali, Afghanistan and in the tribal region of Pakistan. Coulibaly pledged his allegiance to the Islamic State (IS). Strong, stable, secular states are often very successful at clamping down on terrorism that claims religion as its justification – this is not a paean to dictatorship as democracy can provide the institutions to combat this threat. Too often though Western states intervene destructively and then lose interest – Libya a key case in question. To build up security in the states of the region, with democracy where possible, would be the surest way to defuse much of the warped ideology that cascades across the internet because the hate preachers in such states would most likely be imprisoned for incitement to violence.

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

It's all in the wrist

No, this is not a reference to an exuberant teenager of bedsit lonely heart, but the pronouncement of Kamal Ka in the the James Bond film Octopussy, at achieving a maximum dice roll score each time in backgammon.  Louis Jourdan, who was most acclaimed in Gigi yet was best known to me in this 1983 007 outing, has passed away, marking another actor who faced off against Roger Moore who is no more.  Recently Geoffrey Holder (Baron Samedi, Live and Let Die) and Richard Kiel (Jaws, The Spy Who Loved Me, Moonraker) have also died of natural causes.  French-born Jourdan played Ka, the exiled Afghan prince who improbably forms an alliance with  renegade Soviet General Orlov (Steven Berkoff, in what is almost an audition for Rambo: First Blood, Part II).  I say 'improbable' given the actions of the USSR in the land of Ka's birth.
When first announced past midnight on Sunday, there was no mention of Jourdan's role as a Bond villain.  Yet come the 8am news, he was given due credit for that too.  I was a bit foxed by the midnight bulletin feeling sure that Jourdan was Kamal Ka and when this was confirmed at 8am, I was elated.  My wife was confused why I should be happy at what in all other circumstances is a sad event but I was suppose I was a bit like David Tennant's Dr Who in the episode Utopia, when the doctor theorises the name of the last settlement in the history of the universe and is jubilant at its confirmation, despite the tragic environment.
Kamal Ka is beaten at his own game by James Bond who uses the challenger's privilege of using the host's dice (Ka's loaded dice) and promptly gets a double six himself, costing Ka a hefty sum.  As Bond walks to collect his winnings, he explains to the duffer of a British ex-colonel who was taking a hammering from Ka, that, "It's not really all in the wrist."  Supreme bedder of women, what else would Bond say?

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Paramilitary policing in the USA

The remake of Robocop recently popped up in advert on YouTube and though I have little time for a completely unnecessary reworking, just like Total Recall (another great Paul Verhoeven offering) had an absolutely pointless re-imagining - as risk-averse studios raided their back catalogues for anything that might deliver pay dirt - it did make me think of the majesty of the original.
Made in 1987 and set in the 'not-too distant future' of rustbelt town Detroit - not your average metropolitan setting for a blockbuster - a lot of the orginal Robocop's prophecy about 'Motown' has come true, though the city has recently come out of the bankruptcy status it had to file a few years ago.  There was no Delta City built, however but maybe not creating a collection of ivory towers was for the best.
There were some great scenes throughout the flick, such as the drug factory raid (I remember the computer game of the movie only allowed you to exit the level having shot dead all the baddies by punching through the exit doors, an action not immediately apparent but with hindsight consistent with how Robocop entered the building in the film), Robo taking on a convenience store robber and many, many more.  The cult robot of ED-209 has a role in many of the best parts.  In the film, the domineering Omni Consumer Products (OCP) company has taken over administration of policing (as part of "taking Detroit private").  ED-209, despite having a horrific malfunction in the boardroom, is meant to replace cops on the beat, with ultimate tie-ins to the US military taking the units (such as 25 year contracts for spare parts).  In real-life, the reverse has come true as far from the police providing the seed-bed for military innovations, the US army has donated much of its old heavy equipment to the police, as was seen in the confrontations in St Louis.  The policemen themselves has thus become militarised and antithetical to good community relations.  It mirrors the owners of SUVs becoming more frightened of the world outside their Hummer once they acquire it.  Almost as invulnerable as Robocop, (in an echo of Robocop 2) a lot of these policemen don't have the integrity of Alex Murphy in their dealings with areas they now fear.

Saturday, February 14, 2015

The Lord is a Fink

The Wizard of Id is an American cartoon strip that started back in the 1960s.  I once owned a collection of these strips in a compendium book entitled The King is a Fink! The king, a pint-sized despot with a dog called Bonapart [sic], is regularly denounced, in absentia, as this by his subjects.
The term 'fink' has largely fallen out of use in general society, but it still is unfortunate to have it as a surname.  As a noun it means an unpleasant or contemptible person.  One would think an owner would do everything possible to disassociate his surname from its connotations.  Not so Stanley Fink, Baron Fink, better known as Lord Fink.  A former hedge fund manager and past treasurer of the Conservative Party, Lord Fink was named by Ed Miliband as a 'dodgy tax avoider' ('dodgy' being dropped on subsequent mentions after threats to sue).  Fink's outrage was given extensive coverage by Conservative print organs but now he admits, in felicitous language, that he took 'vanilla steps to reduce tax bill' and that 'everyone is involved in tax avoidance', showing not only complete disconnect from 95% of the population but also our elite act in a way to put the stereotypical Greek to shame.  Clearly we are not all in it together and clearly the lord is a fink.

Monday, February 09, 2015

The centre of the world

On a big night for football, with the African Cup of Nations final taking place (on the equator), it is just a shame so few people were able to see it in the flesh.  The likes of Nigeria, Cameroon, South Africa and Egypt were not present but it featured the two modern powerhouses of continent in the Ivory Coast and Ghana.  Yet only 12,000 watched this spectacle, of whom only a quarter were fans of either of the two sides, yet in this instance it was paratroopers, not administrators who constituted such a large swathe of the crowd (after violence in the course of home team Equatorial Guinea's semi-final defeat).  2,000 more people watched Portsmouth beat Hartlepool 1-0 in English League Two by comparison.  In League One, over 13,000 watched Preston defeat Coventry 1-0 and 15 and a half thousand observed Milton Keynes Dons draw 0-0 with Bristol City.  Only three games in the Championship drew less support and they were hosted by the traditionally smaller sides of Millwall, Wigan and Rotherham.  All Premier League games comfortably outpolled it.
The organisers set prices low and even distributed free tickets but even before the final, there was hardly a carnival atmosphere with Equatorial Guinea, one of the most repressive countries in Africa, a last-minute host with an odd geographical distinction between mainland and capital island.  Moreover, after the semi-final violence what local enthusiasm there was evaporated and state television was banned from screening the final for fear from the authorities of incitement.  The game itself was very much a re-run of the 2014 World Cup, with chances at a minimum and tension at a high.  Unlike the World Cup gala, it went to penalties, with Ivory Coast triumphing 9-8.  Penalties are always an unsatisfactory way to crown the best but it's a pity so few people seemed to care.

Sunday, February 08, 2015

Awards

Just to put it out there, I think that Grand Budapest Hotel will be revealed as the Emperor's New Clothes; that despite its multiple nominations, it will be snubbed by and large at BAFTAs and Oscars, its quirkiness too much for the staid voters.

Saturday, February 07, 2015

Make-up please!

Apparently senior diplomats at the heart of the European Union are seriously worried about the situation escalating to 'total war', yet what is their non-military response?  More powder-puff sanctions against individuals.  No sectoral-wide or financial sanctions.  Such poverty of the imagination means that if anyone is guilty of sleep-walking into war it is the EU and their more lily-livered contingent.

Friday, February 06, 2015

Murky waters – the politics of Marine Le Pen

Since the financial crash of 2008-09, there has been a steady rise in the popularity of hitherto fringe or non-existent anti-establishment parties (who ironically seek to become part of the establishment) in the West. On the right there is The Tea Party in the USA, the United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP), Jobbik in Hungary, True Finns in Finland and Alternative for Germany; on the left, Podemos in Spain and, of course, Syriza in Greece. All have made rapid strides in opinion polls and certain elections. The Front National has though always been a significant presence in France. In 2002, under the leadership of Jean-Marie Le Pen (who predicted a surprise to the mainstream parties), the party made it to the presidential run-off, humiliating the Socialist candidate and prime minister Lionel Jospin. Ultimately, Jacques Chirac triumphed comprehensively, with more than 80% of the French electorate essentially rejecting Le Pen. The latter’s recent comments on Ebola in West Africa confirm the repulsive character of the former paratrooper.
His daughter Marine Le Pen has sought to rebrand the party. Just as Alexander Dubček of Czechoslovakia in 1968 sought to implement ‘socialism with a human face’, it may well be argued that Le Pen the Younger has created ‘fascism with a human face’. The Front National has surfed the wave of discontent manifest across disenchanted electorates. In the European elections of 2014, as with UKIP in the UK, the party received more votes than any other party, with an historic 25%, becoming France’s largest party in the European parliament. The big fear among French and international elites is that she could repeat her father’s feat in 2002, or worse, surpass it at the next presidential election in 2017.
Le Pen has positioned her party as one of protest seeking to smash the cosy networks of politics, finance and the media. Yet the nationalistic heartbeat remains the same. Her address to the Oxford Union on 5th February was part of the continuing charm offensive. France is well known for its transport and other strikes so Le Pen was made to feel at home when protestors stopped her from delivering her speech for over an hour. Though the Oxford Union is frequented by the great and the good, by her attendance Le Pen instantly pitched herself into the company of O.J. Simpson and Richard Nixon in a list of infamy. Outside, 300 jeering, placard-bearing demonstrators deferred the time she was to make her discourse and security guards took the unusual step of closing the doors to the hall hosting the university’s debating society after a dozen balaclava-clad, anti-fascist protestors almost scaled the walls.
Le Pen, when able to come to the lectern, talked of her usual themes, the ‘threat of Islamism’, border control and the ‘dangers of immigration’. She cited the attack on Charlie Hebdo, though she is a fellow traveller the surviving journalists did not want. In line with the anti-Le Pen activists and dismissing the society’s invitation as a ‘stunt’, John Tanner, an Oxford councillor, said, “The people of Oxford don’t want this extreme right-wing racist from France given a platform here.” Many students were divided on the merits of the invitation – some said that the only way to combat extremism was through dialogue and freedom of speech while other abhorred the legitimacy the invitation allegedly conferred on Le Pen.
Like her father, Le Pen revels in being denounced by those she portrays as liberals. The protests may have succeeded in postponing rather than cancelling her lecture, but they illustrate the passionate disgust felt by those opposed to her policies. Le Pen the Younger may embarrass another Socialist presidential candidate, François Hollande but if these protests are a microcosm of the prevailing sentiment in France, she will have to settle for being a runner-up in 2017 – as was one of football manager’s Bill Shankly’s dictums, “First is first, second is nowhere.”

Thursday, February 05, 2015

Tagged

Oscars season is almost upon us and it can be a curse who gets the nod from a vast committee of overwhelmingly, old, white, rich men.  Martin Scorsese became desperate to acquire the Best Director Oscar when he joined their ranks and after two misfires with Gangs of New York and The Aviator (not to mention the better films he had done previously), he was duly rewarded with the statuette for one of his weaker films, a remake that rapidly loses air like a balloon whose nozzle is released once the main antagonist dies.  But he came back with The Wold of Wall Street.  Unlike F. Murray Abraham whose career effectively died after he won Best Actor for Don Salieri in Amadeus.
So it is this year with Eddie Redmayne in the frame as most likely to grab it for his portrait of Stephen Hawking.  I saw some blurb for Last Vegas which boasted of the actorly Academy Award-winning quartet of Michael Douglas, Robert de Niro, Morgan Freeman and Kevin Kline.  This despite it being an atrocious movie (has Kline ever been in a good film since his award-winning turn in A Fish Called Wanda?).  Redmayne will suffer the same fate, no matter what trash he is in.  Jupiter Ascending has him playing a bog-standard Brit villain in the best Hollywood tradition, yet the DVD will wax lyrical about the presence of "Academy Award nominee/winner Eddie Redmayne (The Theory of Everything)" as if this somehow elevates the flick to another level.  As an estate agent would varnish the truth, the copywriters know the drill and Redmayne pays off a bit more his mortgage.

Wednesday, February 04, 2015

Predicted by a game

El Presidente's traits in the computer game Tropico are incredibly applicable to leaders around the world, especially those with less than solid democratic institutions.  In Venezuela, Nicolas Maduras is  a man of the people, elected as a socialist who is charismatic but also moronic (in tune with Hugo Chavez), as Venezuela collapses.  Fidel Castro is a 'professor' (well, lawyer) who succeeds to power by communist rebellion, is hard-working but pompous.  In Fiji, Frank Bainimarama is a generalissimo who is elected as a fascist has a positive trait of being an administrator yet a flaw of being paranoid.
Bainimarama, a coup leader in 2006 who, in theory, renounced his military rank to run in elections held last year and become Fiji's chief executive.  The ballot was described as 'credible' (one level below 'free and fair') by international observers.  Bainimarama's latest wheeze to maximise his own power is by designating a new flag in time for the 45th anniversary of independence from Britain, this October.  Tellingly, he made this announcement near to the military barracks where his own coup in 2006 and another in 1987 received support. Bainimarama was open about this himself.
The current Fijian flag has not just the Union Flag in the hoist but many chiefly symbols as well.  Bainimarama has already dissolved the great council of chiefs and to remove their imagery from the national flag.  Chiefly power represents the source of his greatest opposition and is not something a man of Bainimarama's calibre is prepared to tolerate.  As part of trying to unite a country divided between indigenous Fijians and Those of Indian descent, Bainimarama has adopted the French model of everyone being Fijian, irrespective of background.  He launched his coup against an Indo-Fijian president and this assimilation process makes it harder for them to mobilise their support.
Fiji is not alone in its authorities seeking a change in national vexilloids.  New Zealand will be holding a referendum with the government urging a change to a silver fern, not unlike the maple leaf in Canada.  Although Bainimarama has invited public input, he will not be allowing the public to choose it.  I guess once a generalissimo, always a generalissimo.

Monday, February 02, 2015

From the Crimea to Manchester

I have just received my activation code from the charity Rethink Mental Illness for the Manchester Marathon.  A lot of information was requested of me and while in most cases I just click 'accept', as this participation meant a great deal to me, I thought it prudent to review the Terms And Conditions.  I skimmed (but not skimped) through much of it, imagining how long it would take a lawyer or lawyers to compose this.  There was the important aspect (of which I am sure Rethink would have informed me) was the need to produce photographic identification before the race.
What really caught my eye was the 'Force Majeure' clause.  This posited circumstances beyond the 'reasonable control' (an amusingly measured caveat) of the organisers.  Some of the situations that would force an abandonment were 'strikes, lockouts' and the like, terrorist acts or the threat of terrorist action (of course), earthquakes and other natural disasters, pandemic or epidemic, riots, invasion, "war (declared or not)" and the threat of war.  Amid the jocularity of this hyperbole that some legal type sought to cover themselves for the end of the world as we know it, was the use of "war (declared or not)" that was truly intriguing.  How one could judge an undeclared war is very subjective.  We know it when we see it but how do we quantify it?  Is it battlefield deaths in what technically aren't battles, but pugnacious military policing or is it a bloodless seizure of territory?  Naturally, it is the Ukraine crisis that has propagated the formulation of "war (declared or not)."  Belarus has already amended its military doctrine to take account of this, where if an insurgency is foreign-backed, that is a declaration of war in itself.  The West has issued but pinpricks to Russian aggression in Ukraine, but it is understandable that our lawyers would seek to protect their clients.  So if Russia fomented division in Manchester to dissolve all civil authority from London, yet denied it all along, I would accept that as beyond the 'reasonable control' of the organisers and the subsequent abandonment of the marathon.