Revealing the true face of British journalism
Alex Plumb's thoughts, adventures and reviews - hope it is to your liking
Back in the late 1990s, the BBC bought the full rights to Seinfeld and The Larry Sanders Show and then showed these sublime comedies on the late-night (i.e. post-Newsnight) graveyard shift in the middle of the week (i.e. a school night, both literally and figuratively). It was scandalous but these were the bad, old days of John Birt the beancounter when quality and money were confused (e.g. a boring, lavish series of the life of Cecil Rhodes, the empire builder).
The day after the night before shines a little more brightly, even with persistent rain lashing the streets. The spirit of Jan Tomaszewski is no longer abroad and fear no longer stalks the land. England put away Poland, as they had done on the previous five visits by the Poles to Blighty, but could only rest easy once Steven Gerrard jinked into the danger area and slotted home in the 88th minute, creating a two-goal cushion. Thereby England avoided creating a cycle of failing to qualify for the World Cup once every twenty years (plus 1978, not to mention all the times they were too aloof to play in before World war Two). 1973 and 1993 can be placed back in the history books, instead of being on endless loop in print and television. Two home games against mediocre Eastern European teams - two deserved wins, despite more than 30,000 whistling, jeering Polish fans that tried to turn it into a ferocious away tie. But Tomaszewski was right about the modern England squad not being a patch on its 1973 counterpart. When Poland qualified in place of England that year, they finished third in the 1974 World Cup. By contrast, the quarter-finals are seen as the zenith of 2013 England's ambitions rather than a stumbling block to greater glory as it was in 2002 and 2006. It was unnerving for Roy Hodgson to say he could select all his best players - with the exception of Wayne Rooney and Steven Gerrard, no-one looked world-class out there. And this is comparatively recent, as even ten years ago, outstanding quality could be seen throughout the whole team.
This week, one of the twentieth century's greatest military masterminds died at the impressive age of 102. Vo Nguyen Giap beat drove the French out of Indochina, ditching his Chinese advisers and their frontal assaults in preference to his own instincts at Dien Bien Phu (though he still developed a reputation as an 'expensive general'). The Viet Minh triumph was short-lived as the Americans persuaded the South Vietnamese to not recognise the national elections exalting Ho Chi Minh, thereby dividing the country for 20 years. As North Vietnamese defence minister in 1968, he opposed internally the Tet Offensive and, militarily, he was correct as unable to melt back into the jungle, the communist forces were exposed to American firepower. With many thousands of irreplaceable cadres killed, the Viet Cong was never an existential threat to the government of Saigon. But the sight of the storming of the American embassy and the startled reports from journalists (such as Walter Cronkite) who had been told that the USA was winning the war, turned the American public against it decisively, leading to the US standing off in 1975 when North Vietnam launched a conventional invasion. Giap's opposition may have led to him being side-lined and, allegedly, Hanoi does not know how to properly announce the death of Vietnam's - and the world's - most exceptional commanders, such was the disfavour, if not disgrace, he had fallen. It wasn't quite Hannibal being hounded to suicide in the Crimea by vengeful Romans, but Giap's national status may have been threatening to the Party.
Tom Clancy, who died yesterday, is most remembered for his novels, especially The Hunt for Red October and his recurring character, Jack Ryan (played on screen, variously, by Alec Baldwin, Harrison Ford and Ben Affleck). He was accused of having a nuts-and-bolts approach to his creations, being far more interested in the technical aspects of the equipment and vehicles used, than with development of those operating these. Yet the image of him that stands out for me shows the positive side of this rudimentary authorial path, when in a documentary about commerical space flight, Clancy explained why he had sunk a good chunk of his fortune into one such project. Asserting that the 'railroad' opened up America to economic expanision, Clancy compared spaceflight open to ordinary people would be a vast opportunity and his spaceship - and all others - would be the railroad of the future. It's an extraoridnary and compelling vision and with Virgin about to launch its own version soon, it's a shame that he never had a chance to be one of the 'pioneers'.
Looking after Kimberley today, she wants to be picked up while I'm at the laptop. She leans forward and splays her hands all over the keyboard. Then, when she is done, she picks up the hand of mine that isn't holding her and drops it on the keyboard, as if "it's your turn now, Daddy." A few minutes later this whole process is repeated. Recently, she is apt to eat a bit of food and then try to share the rest with whoever is feeding her. And all this is completely untaught, at least directly. Maybe she's picked it up from us as parents and her granny, maybe it's innate, but either way it's adorable.
Michael Foot called it 'The Forgers' Gazette', but to quote the late Labour leader might leave one open to being smeared from The Daily Mail as an incorrigible opponent of all that makes Britain great. The broadsides against Ralph Miliband 'The man who hated Britain' and his 'evil legacy' are, of course, intended to be an attack on Ed Miliband, not just for being left-wing, not just for being a Labour member but for trying to draw the toxin from British journalism - by broadly supporting the Leveson Enquiry's findings - whose mainstream elements are notorious the world-over for their savagery and cant.
The spirit of democracy is a sense of compromise - one of the reasons for the failure of democracy to take root in Russia in the early 1990s was that civil society was weak and elected politicians did not appreciate that give-and-take is needed. Now, Republicans who wish to destroy every success Barack Obama has achieved simply because he is a Democrat, are forcing a government shutdown. They will only pass a budget bill - a routine motion in normal times - if the Affordable Care Act is delayed or destroyed. Because they resent poor people having access to healthcare, they will harm American economic health. Like Nero (apocryphally), they will fiddle while America burns.