Soaked by justice

The news that a driver who soaked a family on their way to school is to be prosecuted is final vindication for all those who have suffered at the wheels of sadistic bastards.  Driving through puddles is fun (though it muddies up the sides of the car); driving through puddles to drench other people shows a sociopathic streak.  This driver is being hauled before magistrates under the Road Traffic Act after a passing policeman witnessed the incident.  Driving after the errant arsehole, he stopped the motorist, informing the later that he was being reported for careless and inconsiderate driving.  It came as no surprise that the loser was 22-years old.  It is often the case that male drivers under the age of 30 are frequently (but not always of course) guilty of anti-social behaviour.  Back in 2005, Jason Evans from Yeovil doused a workman in a deep roadside puddle and was charged £150.  His claim that it was an accident was undermined by his refusal to take a driver-improvement course, hence being penalised for £150.
In the manner of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels or Snatch, when reminded of this nasty action just by the presence of a large puddle by the side of a road, I envisage a grinning dickhead of a driver seeing a figure walking along the pavement and deliberately speeds up to drench the pedestrian.  That pedestrian turns out to be Vinnie Jones and after taking a few seconds to clock the impudence, draws out a shotgun that was hidden underneath his designer trench coat and starts blasting away at the departing car, which swerves and hits a lamp post, horn permanently depressed.  The condition of the driver is unknown, but that doesn't concern Vinnie.  He's meted out some redistribution and, after replacing his shotgun underneath his trench coat and clicking his neck, walks off.