A new arrival

Zara Phillips has just given birth to the 16th in line to the throne pushing all those behind down a notch (from never becoming monarch).  Apparently, Mike Tindall was present at the bedside - let's hope that the man who is famously dismissive about his nose (it has been broken eight times in his career and looks like a pinched piece of plasticine) hasn't had a bit to drink, thus plunging his forehead into Zara's breasts while she was in labour and mistaking his newborn for a dwarf to chuck.