Coleman's snooker balls

On the concluding day of the Snooker World Championship and on the day of a documentary regarding David Coleman, I'd just like to document Dennis Taylor doing a Coleman's Balls during an earlier commentary in the tournament. Purring over Mark Williams' technique, he cooed "Mark just floats the balls in. He's a floater." I'm sure Mark Williams was thrilled to be described as a buoyant turd in a toilet bowl that is recalcitrant to the flush, even if there was a slight click in Taylor's voice on the last syllable as he realised what he had just said.