The Teutons are coming!

With a very strong possibility of an all-German Champions League final at Wembley, after Real Madrid were crushed 4-1 by Borussia Dortmund last night and Barcelona 4-0 by Bayern Munich the night before, I wonder how long it will be before UKIP claim that this is a result of the inability to control our borders, of handing power over to the EUSSR and of the general need to get out of 'Europe' altogether.