You're only not paranoid some of the time, if some of the time they're out to get you

The last month certainly has been big in exposing conspiracies – the massive cover-up at Hillsborough, the Jimmy Savile rolling scandal and Lance Armstrong proving more Stretch Armstrong when it comes to the truth and drugs.  One of my colleagues said he half-expects David Icke to be vindicated with a whole load of compromising lizard photos, though given the reptilian natures of some of our elites (especially financial), would it matter if we saw that they had human outward forms but lizard interiors?  Maybe Gary McKinnon can find out for us now that he won’t be extradited to the USA for hacking into sensitive American administrative computers.