Wednesday, August 17, 2011

The tragic death of a man on his honeymoon in the Seychelles comes swiftly after another honeymoon death. The latest case though in the Seychelles was rendered ridiculous by the spokesman for the police who said the shark that was responsible was both foreign and rogue. How on earth do they know that the shark does not swin through the warm waters of the Seychelles? Did they confiscate its passport? As for being rogue, I believe nature is known as 'wild in tooth and claw'. The spokesman can't claim lanaguage difficulties as the British ruled the Seychelles for 150 years and would have institued the lanaguage of English as de rigeur for all official positions.
Another one with no excuse is Gordon Ramsay, who, last night in Kitchen Nightmares USA, said in the context of location that he was English! No self-repsecting Scotsman would ever dare breath that in private, let alone on camera, even if it was pandering to geographically-challenged Americans who don't know that a place called Scotland exists.

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