Judgement Day

If you go down to the polls today you're sure of a big surprise/
If you go down to vote today you'd better go in disguise/
For every journo that ever there was/
Will pester you endlessly whilst on the sauce/
Today's the day the British peeps choose a new government.

(Cos it will either be a Conservative or hung parliament forming the executive Judgement Day for the Labour Party could only be postponed - it is inevitable. I was lucky, voting early, to avoid the scribblers and microphone hoggers. If you do go in disguise, impersonate a piece of innocuous shrubbery rather than anyone real - we are not a banana republic or any other republic whose primary export is fruit).