Commenting on how long it's been since her last album, Shakira confessed to being an unproductive producer, needing someone to drag her from indecision. She quipped "I'm like Halley's Comet. I appear every four years." Er, no. The comet in question passes near Earth every 75 years. Not even Madonna would contemplate recording over such a span. Shakira, just because your hips don't lie, that doesn't free the rest of your body from committing unintended untruths. Your breasts may be like foothills rather than Kilimanjaros, yet are still impressive in context, but unlike these mini-mountains - that you can move - you can't alter the trajectory of this other heavenly body.