Getting jiggy in the stands

A Daily Telegraph sportswriter committed quite a malapropism while typing up Real Madrid's friendly with Irish minnows Shamrock Rovers. Sandy MacKasgill, said that a certain world's most expensive football player performing tricks and turns had the effect of "sending the Spanish commentators into orgies in the process." Really? I didn't realise that exciting footy play was such a turn on in more ways than one for the Latino contingent. I can imagine 'orgasmic ecstasy' or 'paroxysms of joy', but out-and-out group sex? That is male bonding. But come on Sandy, you've libelled these poor Spanish sports reporters. After all, that's what Italian prime ministers and their associates engage in.