Last woman standing

Brilliant piece of crazy news:

Beauty contest for rival mistresses.
A Chinese buisnessman has reportedly held a beauty contest which of his five mistresses to keep after becoming unable to afford them all because of the credit crisis.
Names only as Mr Fan and said to be from Quingdao on the east coast, he invited the women, who had all been told of each other's existence, to dinner, according to a local newspaper.
Aided by a friend, who worked for a model agency and inspired by reaility television shows, he then laid on a competition for them.
One woman was eliminated during a 'looks round' and two more, who worked as clerical officers in Mr Fan's company, during a speeach round. The final round of the contests was reportedly a drinking competition.
The story, which was reported in the Peninsula Metropolitan News, came to light after the first mistress to be eliminated took the other women and the businessman for a drive - during which she drove over a cliff in an act of revenge.
She was the only one who died.

It used to be the case that people would say 'only in America' but with the People Republic's strides to superpower status, increasingly it can be said 'only in China'. Even a version of Thelma and Louise, but with the woman not exactly showing soldiarity with her female brethren (or maybe she was just jealous of their 'looks'). To add insult to injury (or rather fatal injury to insult), she was the only of the group she intended to kill to perish. Even irony, what more could one want?