Posh totty banned

Kate Middleton, the bit of alright destined to become our future queen (sayonara, Britney), has yesterday been afforded a rare priviledge. Several newspapers who I normally detest have called off their attack dogs and won't publish any papparazzi pictures of her when she is alone. The BBC, to demonstrate the pressure she is under from the media exposure, decided to film her along with all the happy-snappers - talk about shooting yourself in the foot. She has an exceptionally fine physique and dress sense. She even had a few (only a few, mind) horsey-looking moments at Prince William's turning-out parade at Sandhurst - perfect royalty then.

There was blood on the Kop last night as Arsenal thrashed Liverpool at the supposedly indomitable Anfield. The Reds will need to build that new stadium now to take away the shame of their second-string being beaten by Arsenal youth team. Arsenal fans were cheekily chanting "we want seven." They could have had it as well.